May 2013
ianthe:
headup-billybuddy:
the-future-mrs-solo:
whatheballs:
shavingryansprivates:
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Anonymous asked: G, T , V
kyoukokiriqiri:
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
beyoncebeytwice:
i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
unironicgoth:
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
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Guys.
uneasyparadox:
Kik me @ StayKeen
2 tags
LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
Catholic school tells trans student he must wear... →
gaywrites:
St. Pius X Catholic High School in Albuquerque color-codes graduation attire for its students based on gender: white caps and gowns for girls, black robes for boys.
Damien Garcia’s friends, family and teachers recognize him as a man. But because he’s transgender, his school says he must wear the graduation uniform designated for women or he won’t walk with his class.
The school...
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Second Cup WiFi,
Is so much fucking faster than Starbucks, McDonald’s and Timmie’s combined. All the love for Second Cup right now.
Anonymous asked: How people would make love to you. It's a dangerous thing to ask, especially on Tumblr, lmfao.